COMING FROM A MAN OF THE CLOTH:
FATHER BRADY SENT THIS TO US FROM HIS TRAINING CAMP DEEP IN THE MOUNTAINS OF MEXICO WHERE NO UCI OR WADA OFFICIAL COULD FIND HIM.
In the current wave of confessions, bravely being led by former member of Telecom and T-Mobile, I find myself challenged to make my own confession. I too have doped. In my break-out season last year in which I had many good placings and wins I was participating in a regimented doping program. Although I trained hard, I was taking HGH, EPO, Cortosoids, Sudafed, some sort of female fertility drug, Cialis and Viagra, cocaine, meth, Flintstones Vitamins, Rogaine, Peptobismal, Ex-lax, Vodka, a little mere Viagra, inhalers and various other stimulants. I accept full responsibility for my decisions. No one forced me to dope. I heartily apologize to anyone whom may be hurt by my actions.
However, unlike those who have recently made confessions I find it necessary to also bring into the light those who assisted me. Being that they are characters of such low moral character, I believe they cannot be trusted to make their own confession so I will force the card. Adam Boyce, known in doping circles as "The Missionary" is at equal fault. It was he who organized my doping regiment and in doing so, promised me results and local fame. Many people only know one side of Adam, it is important they know the other. Dave Hachey is guilty of supplying all of the controlled substances and most of the uncontrolled substances with the exception of the Flintstones Vitamins. Those came from my twelve year old brother. Both of these individuals is of the lowest quality. Dave "the Hatchet" Hachey is not taking a sabbatical to Africa he is taking a long trip with the profits he made from me. He, in short is a scumbag. Finally, it should be noted that Karen Appleby is the leader of Pocatello´s doping community. Her academic position affords her a disguise and the quick respect of others. It was her manipulative sports psychology that broke me down and led me to where I am know. She repeatedly told me I was nothing if I didn´t win and told me she will kill my little brother´s dogs and kittens if I did not yield to her will. She also demanded half of the winnings I earned totaling the incredible amount of $10.00.
I may be ostracized for naming others but if Pocatello is going to race clean a change has to be made and questions have to be asked. For example, why is a certain spouse of a certain terrible professor, who recently broke his back, riding so damn well? Why is an Irishman who has no accent riding just as well? Who is he really!?! Why is it that, despite the aerodynamic hindrances of his mustache a person with the initials RVK, is still so fast when he is only 3 years younger than Moses? Dr. Kris Walker? Perhaps she is a Dr.of Evil Lies! I ask these questions but the answers must come from somewhere else.
I again apologise to all I have hurt, except for the French because they suck and no amount of doping will help them anyway.