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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Gate City Grind 2007

It felt like a street fight. Right out of the Ultimate Fighting Championships. It was like having Tito Ortiz and Randy Couture kick your a**.......


Just like West Side Story....... Actually I have never seen it but I think it had gangs in it. Ok more like Boyz in the HOOD.

We had the West Coast represented by BOB's and Matt Weyen(also known as Slayer) He had brought of crew of thugs with mad skills..... to take revenge on Sienna for their win a few years ago. There was the Porcupine Crew straight out of the Valley with Dave Harward(also know as B.A.M.F) I heard someone stole his wallet...unlucky them....

Sienna brought a SIX shooter .38 revolver with enough ammo to bring peace to the middle east. From the slums of Park City.... a tough old street Kid came solo representing the Binghams crew. ... Hang Man was vicious in bringing back move after move.... using the same skills that have kept him alive in the vicious streets of PC.

I have to say I still can barely walk after the beating I took the past 2 days.
Check out my NEW Time trial bike and position.. Think I can get a bit lower and more aero but it is a start.....

3 comments:

J. Mayfield said...

Yo Sam,

I'm pretty sure that fart amplifier is going to count as a fairing. But the CdA must be stupid awesome!

Clintster said...

I don't that bike meets UCI regs...

The Ballistic Hornet said...

I would hate to be the poor sucker that has to use that megaphone at the next Wal-mart rally after being jammed high and dr...er wet up that guys hersey highway!

I hope he remembered to take it out when he went to Chuck-a-rama that night...or for that matter to bed...